This could be the most glorious week of the year. I would pick watching Shark Week on the Discovery Channel over witnessingthe birth of my first child (I don’t have kids, I’m just saying…at least kids that I know of). Last night I saw a guy who decided to punch at the shark while it was attacking him. You want to know what happened? That shark bit off both of his fucking hands, yeah, both of his hands. I’ve seen a lot of awesome things in my life, but that was awesome.
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